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From: "Amy Sacco" cc '> „ To: -"c Subject: What single women mean when they say Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 21:38:16 +0000 Importance: Normal >>»For those of you whom are single, divorced, recently seperated, or >>>just >>> >enjoy reading those "Friend Finder" ads, here's a handy dictionary to >>> >help decipher them. >>> >>> > >>> >WOMEN'S ADS >>> >40-ish 49 >>> >Adventurer Slept with all your friends >>> >Athletic No tits >>> >Average looking Has a face like a basset hound >» >Beautiful Pathological liar >>> >Contagious Smile Does a lot of Ecstasy »»Educated Banged her Political Science professor »»Emotionally Secure Medicated >» >Feminist Fat ballbuster >>> >Free spirit Junkie >» >Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as a slut >>> >Fun Annoying >» >Gentle Comatose >>> >Good Listener Borderline Autistic >» >New-Age All body hair, all the time »»Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only, no >»BJs >>> >Open-minded Desperate >>»Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing >>> >Passionate Sloppy drunk »»Poet Depressive Schizophrenic >>> >Professional Certified Bitch »»Redhead Bad dye-job >>> >Reubenesque Grossly Fat >>> >Romantic Looks better by candle light >>»Social Has been passed around like an hors >»doeuvres »»tray »»Voluptuous Very Fat >>> >Weight proportion w/ height Hugely Fat >>»Wants Soulmate Stalker >>> >Widow Drove first husband to shoot himself >>> >Young at heart Old bat >>> > >» >MEN'S ADS >>> >40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old >>> >Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR >>> >Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back »»Educated Will patronize the shit out of you >>> >Free Spirit Banging your sister >>> >Friendship first As long as friendship involves nookie >>> >Fun Good with a remote and a six pack >>> >Good looking Arrogant >>> >Very good looking Dumb as a board »»Honest Pathological Liar EFTA00579643 »»Huggable Overweight, more body hair than a bear >>> >Likes to cuddle Insecure mama's boy >» >Mature Older than your father >>> >Open-minded Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not »»interested >>> >Physically fit Does a lot of 12-ounce curls »»Poet Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall >>»Sensitive Cries at chick flicks >>> >Very sensitive Gay >>»Spiritual Got laid in a cemetery once >>»Stable Arrested for stalking, but not convicted >>> >Thoughtful Says "Excuse me" when he farts > > > >Sun & Surf Enterprises, Inc. >Jackson, NJ 08527 >IIIIIIIIIIIII >Kristopher Lopez >President > EFTA00579644