EFTA02422060.pdf

To: Jeffrey EpsteinUeevacationelgmail.comj From: Sent Thur 9/9/2010 7:27:13 PM Subject Fw: Cows and politics Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile From: aymon.brunel®hsbc.fr Date: Thu, 9 Sep 2010 09:34:52 +0200 To: <ab@tectona.net>; Cjeanluc@gmail.com> Subject: Fw: Cows and politics From: Diego Olaechea Sent: 09/09/2010 07:15 To: Aymon BRUNEL Subject: Cows and politics Cows and Politics ou have two cows. DEMOCRATIC our neighbor has none. ou feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN ou have two cows. our neighbor has none. o? ou have two cows. SOCIALIST he government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. ou form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his ow. ou have two cows. EFTA_R1_01488594 EFTA02422060 COMMUNIST he government seizes both and provides you with milk. ou wait in line for hours to get it. I is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, • MERICAN ou have two cows. STYLE ou sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, ou have two cows. • MERICAN nder the new farm program the government pays you STYLE o shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk own the drain. ou have two cows. ;You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd ne. • MERICAN ou force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are CORPORATION urprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement o the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing xpenses. our stock goes up. FRENCH ou have two cows. CORPORATION You go on strike because you want three cows. ou go to lunch and drink wine. ife is good. ou have two cows. APANESE ou redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an CORPORATION , rdinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. hey learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. EFTA_R1_01488595 EFTA02422061 GERMAN ou have two cows. ou engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of CORPORATION beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ITALIAN ou have two cows but you don't know where they are. CORPORATION While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. ou break for lunch. Life is good. ou have two cows. RUSSIAN ou have some vodka. CORPORATION ou count them and learn you have five cows. ou have some more vodka. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many ows you really have. ou have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. TALIBAN ou don't milk them because you cannot touch any CORPORATION reature's private parts. ou get a $40 million grant from the US government to and alternatives to milk production but use the money o buy weapons. IRAQI ou have two cows. CORPORATION hey go into hiding. hey send radio tapes of their mooing. POLISH ou have two bulls. CORPORATION Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting o milk them. ou have one cow. BELGIAN he cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's EFTA_R1_01488596 EFTA02422062  CORPORATION Flemish. he Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. he French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. he cow asks permission to be cut in half. he cow dies happy. ou have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. ome of the people who actually like the brown one best FLORIDA ccidentally vote for the black one. CORPORATION ome people vote for both. ome people vote for neither. ome people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which ne you think is the best-looking cow. ou have millions of cows. CALIFORNIA hey make real California cheese. CORPORATION . nly five speak English. Most are illegal's. mold likes the ones with the big udders. This email and any attachments are confidential and access to this email or attachment by anyone other than the addressee is unauthorised. If you are not the intended recipient please notify the sender and delete the email including any attachments. You must not disclose or distribute any of the contents to any other person. Personal views or opinions are solely those of the author and not of Trafigura Trafigura does not guarantee that the integrity of this communication has been maintained nor that the communication is free of viruses, interceptions or interference. By communicating with anyone at Trafigura by email you consent to the monitoring or interception of such email by Trafigura in accordance with its internal policies. Unless otherwise stated. any pricing information given in this message is indicative only, is subiect to change and does not constitute an offer to deal at any price quoted. EFTA_R1_01488597 EFTA02422063