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Alan Dershowitz
Cambridge, Massachusetts 02138
617-939-6001
• Detective
Palm Beach Police Department
345 S. County Road
Palm Beach, FL 33480
Re: Epstein matter
Dear Detectives:
I am sending you this letter in response to the serious concern you raised at our
meeting regarding an alleged claim that one of our investigators had misrepresented
himself as a police officer and in fact had actually attempted to impersonate you. As I
told you neither I nor my client would ever tolerate any such conduct on the part of our
investigators. With that in mind, I immediately began an inquiry of our staff, and believe
that the contemporaneous notes taken by our investigator, while attempting to interview
will provide the necessary explanation for your thoroughly justified
consternation.. It will also, I believe, provide a more troublesome and telling illustration
of her character. At our meeting, you may recall, .I -also advised you that our
investigation had discovered at least one of her web sites and I am enclosing some
examples. You will note that she, herself, has chosen to go by the nickname of "pimp
juice" and the site goes on to detail, including photos, her apparent fascination with
marijuana. This will come as no surprise to you as I'm sure you are already aware of her
recent Palm Beach arrest for both possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
The following raw notes were taken by investigators (one who suffers from a
quite distinct speech impediment, making, therefore, a truly innocent claim of
impersonation virtually impossible). Both of them have many years experience in
conducting defense investigations and debriefing witnesses. They are both well versed in
the law and extremely sensitive to any potential allegations of wrongdoing especially
from witnesses who may have their own agendas. In this instance, they were instructed
to take statement verbatim because we feared that she, an accomplished
drama student, might try to mislead them as successfully as she had misled others. They
were instructed to ask detailed questions to further elucidate her previous
pronouncements regarding the extreme lengths she would go to as she put it "to be rich,
no, I mean really, really rich". But as you will read, they never got a chance to ask even a
single question, and could not for a moment be thought of, as attempting to misrepresent
themselves as police officers. In fact even though, they are both well prepared and
seasoned investigators, they were quite shocked at the overwhelming, non-stop barrage of
profanity being hurled at them at a furious pace and volume from what initially appeared
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only to be a young woman of slight build and soft demeanor. The following is an excerpt
from the investigator's report detailing her extremely short but none the less pungent
statements;
"11.21.2005, my partner, and I traveled to Orange Park
(Jacksonville), Florida, in order to attempt to interviewer The purpose of
having two people present was to act as witnesses as to whatever might have been said by
during the course of our interview. ives with hei year old boyfriend,
and his mother and boyfriend at Orange Park, FL. At
approximately 6:30pm arrived home. We waited about 10 minutes a
the residence. I knocked on the door and a woman, who I now know as
answered the door. I told her that we would like to speak with She said
there was no there. I said there must be because a.. was parked out
front. She then said, "I'm sorry, you mean ' and I said yes. then came to the
door. The following conversation took place.
name is MIN(aS I handed her my business card) and this is my
partner We are investigators from Miami working on behalf of Jeffrey
Epstein.
I don't talk to fucking cops and I'm not talking to you.
we're not cops.
You need to leave. Get the fuck off my property, leave now.
there is no need to be hostile. We are not cops. We are just trying to learn
the truth.
et the fuck off my property. What, you're still standing here?
We're leaving but we don't understand why you're so hostile.
11,4 You have no right to be here. I moved. All that shit is behind me in another
wor so get the fuck out of here.
oes back inside the house and came outside on the porch
a'am we're not being hostile. We're here just to learn the truth.
Look, is a good girl and she left down there. We're trying to sort things
out now and hire her an attorney.
I understand but we're not the bad guys and we're not cops.
Okay, but she doesn't want to talk with you and you really have no right being
on
sere my property this time of night.
I'm sorry we're here at 6:45pm but your son, old us we could come back.
He doesn't own this property.
came back outside
You're still here, get the fuck out. I'm calling the cops if you do not leave.
we're talking withilliand yes, we're leaving, but all we wanted was to
learn the truth from you about what wledge you may or may not have."
As you can gather from this, we believe her to be the source of your concern.
Our other, but we believe, less likely a tive source for the potential
misunderstanding could be a close friend of Miss iamed who sloes
more outlandish self chosen moniker and complete web name of '
', whose web page I also enclose.
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In the event that the source of the allegation is neither of the two women
mentioned above, if you would provide me with the name of the person, or persons,
making the claim , I will check with the relevant investigators and follow through until
we are satisfied that we have gotten to the bottom of this matter.
I trust the information provided in this letter is helpful to you as we all try to bring
this difficult period to a close.
Sincerely,
abAt ‘Dph)ao
Alan Dershowitz
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