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EFTA00581343.pdf

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From: "G. Max" l=na To: Philip Levine <Ma Subject: Fwd: Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>An airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a<br> comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement<br> over the intercom, &quot;Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.<br> Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The<br> weatherahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.<br> Now sit back and relax and....&quot;OH MY GOD!&quot; Silence followed. Then after a<br> few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said,<br> &quot;Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but while<br> I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee<br> and spilled it in my lap.&quot; He chuckled and<br> said,&quot;You should see the front of my pants!&quotnnbsp; A passenger in coach yelled<br> loudly, &quot;That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!&quot;</blockquote></html> EFTA00581343

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