EFTA00396072.pdf

From: Will Ford < la> To: undisclosed-recipients:; Bee: "Ma <Ma Subject: Feb 8th tidbits & quotes Date: Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:54:45 +0000 "Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out." - Anton Chekhov "All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do." - Chuck Norris...(The only time Chuck Norris uses a stunt double is for crying scenes...Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed at night...Chuck Norris can divide by zero...People wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard.) "I see no virtues where I smell no sweat." - Francis Quarles The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the US$5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo." "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein Charlie Brown's father was a bather. Q is the only letter of the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any US state. "I'll want to hear,' Samuel said. 'I eat stories like grapes." - John Steinbeck, East ofEden EFTA00396072