EFTA02005804.pdf
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Subject: PRICELESS !
Are you republican or democrat?
PRICELESS
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she
was lost. She lowered her altitude and
spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted
to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
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don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and
replied, "You're in a hot air balloon,
approximately 30 feet above ground
elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You
are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes
west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a
Republican.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything
you told me is technically correct. But I have
no idea what to do with your information, and
I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much
help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must
be an Obama-Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you
know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where
you are -- or where you are going. You've
risen to where you are due to a large quantity
of hot air. You made a promise you have no
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idea how to keep, and now you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but
somehow in your mind you now think it's my
fault."
PRICELESS!
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